Facebook of Genesis

Couldn't figure out how to post this right in here so:

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764710

Just cause I though of it yesterday...

Fucking Number Munchers!

That's all.

New Team Extreme, Blowjob Machine Pics

So, Paul Heller has been all over the Team Extreme website/blog after being contacted by our old friend from BG (seen, looking oh so tough in the fourth picture), and he frequently sends me updates. Here's the latest message Paul sent:
"That's right, I only write when its Sula-bashing time. But sometimes I see something that is just so douchebaggy I need to vent, to share the gayness. Check out these photos from the cult. They're from two albums: one's heading is 'Recession? Who's in a recession?' The other has a caption something like 'Mike and Vanessa's bonus check from their business this November...$20,000 on top of what they make monthly and that's outside of their two full time incomes....a lot of people are going to be blessed with that money!' Among all the Republican, 'don't trust the black guy' crap that these guys post, this is a real gem."

New iTunes Vis

I don't know when it happened...but I accidentally hit Command-T today and the visualization came up. It looks way different than I remember...totally new and updated. Has anyone else seen how much this thing kicks ass? If not I'd take it for a test spin. I was also listening to The Archies - Sugar, Oh Honey Honey. Anyone else seen how much that song kicks ass?

Lang Lang Gone Mad

I've been watching a lot of piano videos on YouTube lately.. This one is the funniest by about 10 million.

"There's A New Rex In Town"

Via the Onion (picture and headline only):

Leather-Jacketed, Sunglasses-Wearing Rex Grossman: "There's A New Rex In Town"

omg

In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?

Really, Governor Palin?

If you've already seen this, I apologize for the re-post, but this just struck me as so absurd/unbelievable/ridiculous. People actually want her to be a bigger part of our government?

Can Obama Lead?

This video has a little bit of everything in it.

Yes!

Bush on Credit "Thaw"

Our truly fearless leader (Monday, Oct. 20, 2008)...

1966 Batman Nails 2008 Election

L.A. Times article

MSFT FTW!

GOOG vs. MSFT

So mind melting. If someone uses a browser with which the 3D angles are available I read that changing the angle often changes the season of the pictures. Screenshots of this would be rad!

Wishing I had an iPhone

I could probably kills hours with this thing:

Photoswap

My New Favorite Song

Check It Out!

It's Funny Because It's True

1991 BGHS Variety Show

California

JK I think you have the best "visit our state" commercial of all of us.

*Watch till end...

In Honor of Shein...

...and his breakdancing.

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Joke du Jour

3x12=36
2x12=24
1x12=12
0x12=18

Hahahaha so funny! Ok maybe not so much.

A New Kind Of Decider?

I saw this on the News Hour last night. It's from a series they're doing profiling different aspects of the presidential candidates. This one is about Obama as a decision maker. It's a little fluffy, but most of the piece comes from interviews with supporters or colleagues.

I was intrigued by the way people in this piece speak about his political pragmatism. It's a quality that hasn't gotten a lot of play in the campaign (cause it's fucking BO-RING!), but one which I think is super important and maybe more than anything represents "real change".

Well worth your 13 minutes. (click on smokin' barry, then on 'streaming video')

Hyper Edit of Tard Palin Interview by Gretta TardSustrin

First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude

Do not disassemble!

So this is very cool... but also very T2. Watch out John Connor!

Parody, Onion Style

Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

Fermilab Pajama Party!

I could only imagine Triumph at this party! And, if I were in town I'd totally be dragging someone there to watch the hilarity. Shein and Rhee I'm looking in your directions...maybe relive some of that late night high school physics? Maybe a CPR high-school-study-group "Where are they now?" story...eh?

Main article here.

Existence Is a Vulgar Absurdity

Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

Gibbons?

If 420 doctoring doesn't seem like your style, T-Bone, have you thought about having a practice with this guy?

Work It, California!

Extreme!

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Drunk History, Vol. 3

See more Danny McBride videos at Funny or Die

Soundgarden Inadvertently Reunites At Area Cinnabon

Metaphors

http://help.com/post/124066-funny-metaphors-used-in-high-school

Real Life Grand Theft Auto

Dr. Horrible

The latest from Joss Whedon, worth checking out...

"Oooohhhh Monsieur."

Announcing worth noticing.

Covers

I know there is technical merit to the music these three make, but on the surface (and in practice, if this video is any indication) turning a beautiful Radiohead song into a free-from jazz freakout is not cool. Plus, the pianist is a total penis.

This, however, is nice:



And then, there's this...on which, I make no judgment:

Great Website

www.freerice.com

Snuff Box

My new favorite sketch comedy show. Btw, 1:45 ftw.

Will Arnett Sex Tape

Funniest thing I've seen since R-Kelly's Real Talk.

Real Talk (with lots of swearing)

R. Kelly completes his transformation into the Weird Al of R&B. I have no idea if he's serious, or if he realizes how hysterical this actually is. Hats off, R!

Blog One Liner I Read Today

"Why did it have to be like this? It couldn't have gone O'Reilly-Mencia?"

I didn't even watch Meet the Press...but it still has a nice ring to it.

Please, please please draft this guy Paxson...

I know Beasley is a freak too, but when have you ever seen a 6'3" guy dunk like this? Derrick Rose is ridiculous.

Expressions?

High School Tony Awards Honor Nation's Biggest Drama Club Nerds

Never have I wanted to see Scott Kleinfeld in a video more than this...and I'm not talking about the secret video of him prowling Green Street in Champaign looking for a rough john to call him "Sally" while he gets rogered behind the La Bamba on Sixth.

Is Google Making Us Stupid?

An article from The Atlantic.

I pretty much felt the emotions described on the last page of the article the whole time I was reading it: "What an old-timer. Newsflash Broseph - The internet isn't going anywhere." Even while I feel his point is true (which is what makes the article interesting in the first place) and it probably does change the way we think...I'm pretty sure evolution will go on. Maybe it'll even lessen everyone's (read: the author's) fear of change.

Also...I found it pretty funny that for the first three to four paragraphs I noticed myself wanting to hyperlink the fuck out of reading the whole article. It wasn't till page 2 of 4 that I really settled in. It was funny to be living in the brain circuitry he's talking about for that first page. Go internet. ADHD my ass.

More Cool Technology

wtf?

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I don't mean to sound gay or nothing, but Mr. MacGregor's face at 2:50 is so hot.

I wish I had this book when I was a Bison...

O'Reilly Factor for Kids

should've been my senior project

Bill O'Reilly's Producer

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The original O'Reilly blowup is here: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1815558

The Cat Is My Favorite...

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What is a retarded question?

Check this bullshit graphic from cnn.com. Wow, I don't know, cnn.. what would happen if everyone cared? Would this kid stop fucking bumming me out!?

Keeping with the Onion Motif...

McCain Declines Secret Service, Dares Assassins To Try Something

Home Depot Honors Fallen Soldiers With Great Prices On Tools

Home Depot Honors Fallen Soldiers With Great Prices On Tools

cuteness of the week

Cute Kittens Bop Their Head - Watch more free videos

Rule #1 About Technology...

You know sometimes you think "I bet (insert technology) will be like (insert prediction) in the future". The people that make technology are always 73 steps ahead of you.

Best Life Insurance Policy Ad Ever

Just Kidding

Can You Believe This Is GZA, 30 Years Ago?

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This Is The Colber Report, Pt. II

Worldmapper

I internet a lot about Africa these days and it led me to this cool website, Worldmapper.

There is a good demonstration of how it can be used in that video starting a third of the way through the video (9:30).  Basically, it creates inflated world maps based on information such as population, GDP, disease, income, education, etc.  In that demo you can see Africa sucking and China blowing up like crazy, but either way, just clicking around the website is fun too.  "Thumbnail Index" is a good place to start.

Also, on that TedTalks website, the Dave Eggers TED Prize Wish presentation is really entertaining.  What a crackhead Dave Eggers is.  It's about writing centers...so Mariz and JK it obviously made me think of you two.

STEVE STONE FTW!!!

What a colorful surprise to start off the week.

A More Perfect Union

I know this happened a week ago, but now that I've watched it three times I think it's worth posting. I don't really know anything about Obama, but there is no doubt this is an incredibly refreshing speech. If you've only heard about it, to me it was definitely worth the 37 minutes it takes to watch the real thing. Again, I don't really know anything about him...so if for some reason there is some major hatred going his way amongst our crew...just uhm, pretend it's someone else talking. Pretend it's me, with blackface.

Also as a side note, I wanted to show Nance this clip, but she only has Zurich e-mail.  Therefore, to get it to her so she could watch at home where YouTube is not blocked, I had to send it to my dad.  So, to preempt his bullshit, I pulled up Hannity on Fox News to see his response to the speech and found this gem.  Antisemite?  When did Jews even get involved in this?  Oh wait, it was at 7:20 when Obama defends Israel.  That Nazi.

Sunny with a 90% Chance of Highness

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A day in the life...

Was scouring YouTube, thought these were kind of cool:

That road the red car is on is the road I take from my apartment to school everyday!  For a cooler view, but not as action packed, there is this video:

My place is at the end of the peninsula on the right.  It goes out of view right around 00:59.

Edit:  Also, I found my apartment online too.  I live in the 1st floor/basement (it's one of those half above half below ground floors) of this vacation rental.  In the picture with the front view you can see the entrance to MY part of the house; it is a door below the little blue triangle of a roof on the far left side.  I'm the "there all the time" person for the rich dude that owns/rents it.  Although, now that I've seen the rental I feel so neglected.  I wish I had access to all that nice stuff.  If the picture was closer you could make out the family of foot long lizards and the pot plant that live in harmony in the garden next to my door.  When I saw the place I took the plant as a sign that you guys should rent the shit out of it sometime.

Making The Answer Box The Middle Man:

Dude is obviously a reformed pothead.

It's Funny, Because It's True

Dane Cook Parlays New Burger King Menu Item Into Hour-Long HBO Special

And now a phone number...

Chicago represent: (312) 233-2782.

Grandpa-Mail

I bought a mailbox down here, so here is my new address if you ever feel prompted to mail me anything.  Hopefully I can figure out how to get my Skype phone number transaction to go through soon.

Patrick Gibbons

c/o The Mailbox #5500

PO Box 523882

Miami, FL 33152-3882

Missin y'all more than Elton John missed Princess Di ca. 1997.

Cool Fishtank

..and no that underwater waterfall is not photoshopped...eeeehhhhhhh!

Unseen shit

In the Know

In The Know: The U.S. Moat

Lauralee Hickok's last line is my favorite.

Chris Berman Takes His Job Seriously

New Jersey's Finest

Drunk History, Vols. 1 & 2

There Is A God, and It Has a Sense of Humor.

Why They're Broke = You're So Paid

This is hilarious.

What's the "Wee Ting Clan"?

And is Timbaland really a "troubled rap star"?

"Should I really marry that scumbag?"

I have arrived saftely...

...and moved into my room with a view.