Oh, those wry Europeans

What would happen if they ran this ad in the U.S.? It would definitely piss someone off, and then they would get a platform to complain from, and it would be labeled "offensive," and all the pundits would be crying bloody murder from the right and left and then they would pull the ad to keep people from being offended. It's abysmally melancholic that we live in a country where the only justification for change is the platform of "it offends me." What the hell kind of a way is that to live? What changes for the right reasons? When was the last time the fucking truth mattered in this country? Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go hang myself with the chain of "Pray for our President" bracelets I strung together while watching the chimpanzee porn I was driven to because these stupid humans are so nauseating I can't even stand the sight of them. (contributors to this sight excluded) PEACE