The 3 R's of God in America: Religion, Right-wing, and Retarded

The Bush administration issued a de-facto gag order to prevent employees of the Grand Canyon National Park from honestly answering questions as to the geologic age of the canyon. Is it me, or are we living in the Dark Ages?

This kind of thing just makes me want to put my head in a vice and turn the crank until I can hear my skull start to crack. It would distract from the burning sensation of the rash, I mean the rage.

The Dark Side of Cute

Story here.

A Christmas Greeting for You All

Maybe you've seen this already, but I just had to post it. Andy Samberg, you dunnit again.

I'm Bored at Work...

... so here are some cool stories I saw today. Enjoy.

Komodo Dragon asexually reproduces

The Wii controller is incredible

Either the grandma was high, or...

nerds+youtube = why the internet rules

for all you home bowlers...

the first ever tv 7-10 split


...another one...


...and the super split

oh my god, this is awesome

warning: NSFW!!! Joe Rogan destroys a heckler.

skiing?

maggie, christine, dagan, and i are planning on heading up to boyne mountain for a few days after christmas.

dec 28-30, if you guys don't have plans and want to join us, let us know asap. we'll be booking a condo w/ lift tickets for around $300/person total. i'll give you guys a call later today.

go bears.

SFA (lol)K

A little video posted by Guto, the bassist from SFA on his myspace. That's my boy Cian playing the Casio, and guitarist Bunf writhing around on the grass. What a gem!

FYI

The guy on the left and the girl in the middle are my friends from Hawaii that I mention sometimes. They'll hopefully be here on New Year's Eve.

How deep does the fear go?

A lady on a plane lit a match or two to cover up her smelly farts, and some passengers reported the sulfur smell and they actually diverted the frickin plane. Here's the link to the story.

In other news, director David Lynch went public with questions he has about the problems with the official 9/11 story on Dutch TV and actor James Brolin did the same on the View. The VIEW!!! Imagine the faces on housewives across the country, nay, the WORLD (considering the power of the View) when old hottie James Brolin starts saying that he doesn't really think that 19 terrorists orchestrated by Osama bin Laden in a cave from Afghanistan is the way it actually went down. It's a funny mental picture. I wonder if there were any cookie-cutter hollywood scenes of mug or plate dropping by actually stunned housewives that played out in kitchens across the world. For some reason it makes me think of the Cable Guy. Of course they're celebrities and they're in upcoming movies and they're trying to get publicity, but one could easily pick a less risky subject to use as a platform for attention

Mr. Eko

hey Lost FA-REAKS!
So I'm working on a paper and start to type the word "ecosystem" in my dashboard dictionary and come upon this for the first three letters "eco":
Eco (E*ko), Umberto. Italian novelist and semiotician.

A semiotician is:
Someone that studies signs and symbols and their use or interperetation.

Is this intentional? Knowing those writers I wouldn't be suprised, but wikipedia (ok grouputer choice) says that his name was originally supposed to be "Emeka", but that name was later given to another character, a warlord:
Emeka is a nickname for the Ibo (Nigeria) name Chukwuemeka (meaning "God has done great")

idunnoidunnoidunno.
Any thoughts?

Ouch