You're a Jerk!

via The 30 Most Important Cats of 2009

Old Spice Commercials Are Killing It

Baseball Circa 1970

Perfect Timing...

On Taylor Swift's Grammy Performance...

"She is the voice of this generation. She speaks directly to (her fans), and they speak directly back to her," said Big Machine Records CEO Scott Borchetta in a phone interview.

Who should get The Tonight Show....

Thanks AGAIN Billy Ray...

Edit: I couldn't handle that shit at the top of this blog anymore and can't come up with ten things to post to move it on it's merry way...but I think we all got the point. FUCK YOU BILLY RAY!

Bulls Game Played From Inside The Matrix

BAAAAHHHHNG

Maybe He Should Retire...

Encino Man

Inventions!

I think they should invent something where if you want to share a video with a friend online...while both of you are online or on the phone or something - you know, to laugh in synch - the interwebs should somehow be able to realize you want to "watch it together" and make it so that one person can hit play and both of you get to watch it, together, in harmony.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. In the middle of typing this, I was like, I bet this exists, and sure enough (for youtube anyway):

http://www.synchtube.com/

So yeah, enjoy that aptly named piece of shit site.

Homepage Pagemaker Page

I'm trying this out. Don't really know if I like it yet...but it definitely allows for more links than Apple's Top Sites. And besides, this place was turning into a graveyard.

The Phatom Menace Gets Torn Apart

In 7 parts...

Credit Card!

From the Seoul subway. There are actually commercials on TV for this all the time, too, with full view of the swiping.

"Dude, dude, try these nachos."

Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked

this article is so perfect..

Obama Tells Nation He's Going Out For Cigarettes

So Beautiful.

This song just makes me want to curl up with some Chunky Monkey and a calendar of hunky firemen. Ozzy ftl.

send em to gail!

while watching the interview of those two unimportant people from that white house dinner party, i noticed these two comments under the video player. i laughed, i cried, i laughed some more..

(click the pic for bigger)

It's After Thanksgiving, So...

SNL Christmas Song