jackson dead.

Give Yourself Nightmares.

http://www.japanesebugfights.com/

"Let's Go Below The Border For Some South American Jive!"

I don't even know how I feel about this video - I just knew I had to post it :)

Snack Time III, Seoul Edition

File This Under "Can't Stop Watching"

The coda gets me every time!

What's your pit type?

I randomly saw this on TV a couple weeks ago and Aust and I can't stop referencing it. This new ad campaign is the weirdest advertising angle on deodorant I've ever seen! I can only find a link that shows it really tiny... but you have to play it multiple times to see the different types of guys with different types of pits. A proud heavy sweater, an ashamed hairy pit man, and a clueless sensitive pit guy, plus the intense music.... it's priceless! Now I'm totally curious, what pit type are you guys?

p.s. I think this website is the production company that produced it and it's a "featured work" lol.
http://spon.com/ (you have to click on the 2nd featured work that shows deodorant sticks) Enjoy!

Yeah, I know it's the Onion again...

but seriously, this is amazing. make sure and stay tuned for the 'online exculsive' after the video.


Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'

Snack Time II

Grilled Cheese Bun Burger...such a good album.

You Inspired Me, ABC.

Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire
God, the incriminating pictures of me in college are bad enough; I couldn't imagine going to college in the time of facebook and cheap digital video cameras.

We Need A New Post Up In This Shizz...

So here's an awesome Bollywood fight scene to pump you up!

Yes, That's Billy Corgan

In a new commercial for some ultimate fighting-type deal...

Analog Man In A Digital World...

So, I know I still don't have a celly, but I jumped on this new twitter trend. It's so great! I find that it lets me express myself in direct, succinct ways previously unavailable to me. Check it out here!

Good Luck With Your First Crap...

James, hope you don't mind me posting this, but it's too cool not to document. So during yesterday's Boers and Bernstein program on AM670, James closed out the 'Who Ya' Crappin' segment with a beautiful crap of Dan Bernstein regarding his knowledge of Caribbean music genres.

Click on the picture or check it out here - it's the last crap from the 04/16/09 edition.

Work it, you bloodclot!

If You're In Marketing Or Advertising...

Revolting article in the NYT about the Disney Channel's market research tactics. I wonder if these scumbags ever think twice about what they do.

Teabag John McCain

Pretty funny throughout.

5.30 mark...'Who wouldn't want to teabag John McCain'

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Instapaper

As I just did this with the link James sent...I thought I'd pass this website on:

Instapaper

You put a "read later" button in your bookmark bar and the site keeps a running list of articles you wanted to "read later" when you have time. It also works with the iPhone. I like it because it has a no frills layout...there is this one too though:

To Read Later

It looked fancier (based on their frontpage) whereas I just wanted a place to keep a list as I usually have no more than 5 articles in the queue. Maybe it has a nicer iPhone layout though...idk.

Enjoy!

Well, it's official

When it comes to civil liberties, transparency, and justice, the Obama administration has proven itself WORSE than the Bush administration, and that is not hyperbole. Level heads in January and February were hopeful and excited, but tempered that enthusiasm with steady declarations that we need to wait and see what he does before we judge.

The Obama DOJ has asserted, literally, a brand new argument - never before uttered even by the extremists in the Bush administration - that the authority of the Patriot Act extends so far as to protect the government from lawsuits against specifically named officials alleged to have violated the laws by which this nation supposedly defines itself.

In my opinion, with respect to the above parameters of governance, there's no need to suspend one's judgement any longer. The evidence is in.

Those of you who've talked politics with me know that my favorite source and biggest influence is Glenn Greenwald, who covers the whole thing via the link above.

Borat: The Sequel

hey jude inspired by kittens

Kittens Inspired By Kittens!

YouTube Mashup

Great punchline

Slightly NSFW...

Come Back, Conan

Just because... the alternative sucks.



Looks like Fallus is still uncomfortable with the spotlight being on someone else.

Come Back, Conan

Just because...

Sleep Running

Moment of Zen - Bjork Explains How a TV Works

via Digg

And...

The first mind bogglingly inspirational talk from TED:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA-zdh_bQBo

Also...I never saw this "High Quality" feature on YouTube before, so awesome.

Snack Time!

LOLOLOLOLOL!

Warning, lots of swearing :)


Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

Funny Comments

I was reading the comments section of a photography article in the NY Times today and came across this...

For Old Time's Sake

List of Stuff White People Like

Funny list that makes me think I am white...

#112 Hummus
#109 The Onion
#96 New Balance Shoes
#85 The Wire
#38 Arrested Development
#13 Tea

Full list here

My New Show

Austin, Mike, and I have been working really hard for this new show.

Classical Instruments + Cold Weather = FAIL

Pamela Anderson Just Hot

This is from a story on the BBC's website about Pamela Anderson urging people in Mumbai to stop killing stray dogs and neuter/spay them instead.

Here's a response from a doctor there:

Medical professional Samir Guliyani, a cyclist, said "maybe killing is not the best way but stray dogs are a menace".

"The way they suddenly pounce on bike riders is dangerous. Something has to be done and they have to be off roads."

On the subject of Pamela herself, Mr Guliyani said: "She is hot but why is she writing to the municipal commissioner?"

The Harvey Danger Is For You, Mike.

And, the Arrested Development montage is for all of us.

Rick Rolling Officially Uncool

Not that it wasn't before.

Thanks, Nancy Pelosi.

Joe the War Correspondent

Can someone please Nick Berg this guy? Ooh, too soon?

The Latest Macbook

Those who use keyboards are standing in the way of human progress...


Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Facebook of Genesis

Couldn't figure out how to post this right in here so:

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1764710

Just cause I though of it yesterday...

Fucking Number Munchers!

That's all.

New Team Extreme, Blowjob Machine Pics

So, Paul Heller has been all over the Team Extreme website/blog after being contacted by our old friend from BG (seen, looking oh so tough in the fourth picture), and he frequently sends me updates. Here's the latest message Paul sent:
"That's right, I only write when its Sula-bashing time. But sometimes I see something that is just so douchebaggy I need to vent, to share the gayness. Check out these photos from the cult. They're from two albums: one's heading is 'Recession? Who's in a recession?' The other has a caption something like 'Mike and Vanessa's bonus check from their business this November...$20,000 on top of what they make monthly and that's outside of their two full time incomes....a lot of people are going to be blessed with that money!' Among all the Republican, 'don't trust the black guy' crap that these guys post, this is a real gem."

New iTunes Vis

I don't know when it happened...but I accidentally hit Command-T today and the visualization came up. It looks way different than I remember...totally new and updated. Has anyone else seen how much this thing kicks ass? If not I'd take it for a test spin. I was also listening to The Archies - Sugar, Oh Honey Honey. Anyone else seen how much that song kicks ass?

Lang Lang Gone Mad

I've been watching a lot of piano videos on YouTube lately.. This one is the funniest by about 10 million.

"There's A New Rex In Town"

Via the Onion (picture and headline only):

Leather-Jacketed, Sunglasses-Wearing Rex Grossman: "There's A New Rex In Town"

omg

In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?

Really, Governor Palin?

If you've already seen this, I apologize for the re-post, but this just struck me as so absurd/unbelievable/ridiculous. People actually want her to be a bigger part of our government?

Can Obama Lead?

This video has a little bit of everything in it.

Yes!

Bush on Credit "Thaw"

Our truly fearless leader (Monday, Oct. 20, 2008)...

1966 Batman Nails 2008 Election

L.A. Times article

MSFT FTW!

GOOG vs. MSFT

So mind melting. If someone uses a browser with which the 3D angles are available I read that changing the angle often changes the season of the pictures. Screenshots of this would be rad!

Wishing I had an iPhone

I could probably kills hours with this thing:

Photoswap

My New Favorite Song

Check It Out!

It's Funny Because It's True

1991 BGHS Variety Show

California

JK I think you have the best "visit our state" commercial of all of us.

*Watch till end...

In Honor of Shein...

...and his breakdancing.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Joke du Jour

3x12=36
2x12=24
1x12=12
0x12=18

Hahahaha so funny! Ok maybe not so much.

A New Kind Of Decider?

I saw this on the News Hour last night. It's from a series they're doing profiling different aspects of the presidential candidates. This one is about Obama as a decision maker. It's a little fluffy, but most of the piece comes from interviews with supporters or colleagues.

I was intrigued by the way people in this piece speak about his political pragmatism. It's a quality that hasn't gotten a lot of play in the campaign (cause it's fucking BO-RING!), but one which I think is super important and maybe more than anything represents "real change".

Well worth your 13 minutes. (click on smokin' barry, then on 'streaming video')

Hyper Edit of Tard Palin Interview by Gretta TardSustrin

First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude First Dude

Do not disassemble!

So this is very cool... but also very T2. Watch out John Connor!

Parody, Onion Style

Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

Fermilab Pajama Party!

I could only imagine Triumph at this party! And, if I were in town I'd totally be dragging someone there to watch the hilarity. Shein and Rhee I'm looking in your directions...maybe relive some of that late night high school physics? Maybe a CPR high-school-study-group "Where are they now?" story...eh?

Main article here.

Existence Is a Vulgar Absurdity

Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

Gibbons?

If 420 doctoring doesn't seem like your style, T-Bone, have you thought about having a practice with this guy?

Work It, California!

Extreme!

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Drunk History, Vol. 3

See more Danny McBride videos at Funny or Die

Soundgarden Inadvertently Reunites At Area Cinnabon

Metaphors

http://help.com/post/124066-funny-metaphors-used-in-high-school

Real Life Grand Theft Auto

Dr. Horrible

The latest from Joss Whedon, worth checking out...

"Oooohhhh Monsieur."

Announcing worth noticing.

Covers

I know there is technical merit to the music these three make, but on the surface (and in practice, if this video is any indication) turning a beautiful Radiohead song into a free-from jazz freakout is not cool. Plus, the pianist is a total penis.

This, however, is nice:



And then, there's this...on which, I make no judgment:

Great Website

www.freerice.com

Snuff Box

My new favorite sketch comedy show. Btw, 1:45 ftw.

Will Arnett Sex Tape

Funniest thing I've seen since R-Kelly's Real Talk.

Real Talk (with lots of swearing)

R. Kelly completes his transformation into the Weird Al of R&B. I have no idea if he's serious, or if he realizes how hysterical this actually is. Hats off, R!

Blog One Liner I Read Today

"Why did it have to be like this? It couldn't have gone O'Reilly-Mencia?"

I didn't even watch Meet the Press...but it still has a nice ring to it.

Please, please please draft this guy Paxson...

I know Beasley is a freak too, but when have you ever seen a 6'3" guy dunk like this? Derrick Rose is ridiculous.

Expressions?

High School Tony Awards Honor Nation's Biggest Drama Club Nerds

Never have I wanted to see Scott Kleinfeld in a video more than this...and I'm not talking about the secret video of him prowling Green Street in Champaign looking for a rough john to call him "Sally" while he gets rogered behind the La Bamba on Sixth.

Is Google Making Us Stupid?

An article from The Atlantic.

I pretty much felt the emotions described on the last page of the article the whole time I was reading it: "What an old-timer. Newsflash Broseph - The internet isn't going anywhere." Even while I feel his point is true (which is what makes the article interesting in the first place) and it probably does change the way we think...I'm pretty sure evolution will go on. Maybe it'll even lessen everyone's (read: the author's) fear of change.

Also...I found it pretty funny that for the first three to four paragraphs I noticed myself wanting to hyperlink the fuck out of reading the whole article. It wasn't till page 2 of 4 that I really settled in. It was funny to be living in the brain circuitry he's talking about for that first page. Go internet. ADHD my ass.

More Cool Technology

wtf?

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

I don't mean to sound gay or nothing, but Mr. MacGregor's face at 2:50 is so hot.

I wish I had this book when I was a Bison...

O'Reilly Factor for Kids

should've been my senior project

Bill O'Reilly's Producer

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

The original O'Reilly blowup is here: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1815558

The Cat Is My Favorite...

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

What is a retarded question?

Check this bullshit graphic from cnn.com. Wow, I don't know, cnn.. what would happen if everyone cared? Would this kid stop fucking bumming me out!?

Keeping with the Onion Motif...

McCain Declines Secret Service, Dares Assassins To Try Something

Home Depot Honors Fallen Soldiers With Great Prices On Tools

Home Depot Honors Fallen Soldiers With Great Prices On Tools

cuteness of the week

Cute Kittens Bop Their Head - Watch more free videos

Rule #1 About Technology...

You know sometimes you think "I bet (insert technology) will be like (insert prediction) in the future". The people that make technology are always 73 steps ahead of you.

Best Life Insurance Policy Ad Ever

Just Kidding

Can You Believe This Is GZA, 30 Years Ago?

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

This Is The Colber Report, Pt. II

Worldmapper

I internet a lot about Africa these days and it led me to this cool website, Worldmapper.

There is a good demonstration of how it can be used in that video starting a third of the way through the video (9:30).  Basically, it creates inflated world maps based on information such as population, GDP, disease, income, education, etc.  In that demo you can see Africa sucking and China blowing up like crazy, but either way, just clicking around the website is fun too.  "Thumbnail Index" is a good place to start.

Also, on that TedTalks website, the Dave Eggers TED Prize Wish presentation is really entertaining.  What a crackhead Dave Eggers is.  It's about writing centers...so Mariz and JK it obviously made me think of you two.

STEVE STONE FTW!!!

What a colorful surprise to start off the week.